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Return of the Guitar Chopping Block!!Look folks, sometimes I can be just plain mean. You might have seen it before. Maybe you walked into the shop and Kelly and the Snitch were huddled in the corner holding each other while I lambasted them over some stupid mistake they made. It doesn’t matter how many times they disappoint me. I don’t like it when this happens. I don’t like what I’m about to say and I don’t like what I’m gonna do. |
Return of the Guitar Chopping Block!!
Look folks, sometimes I can be just plain mean. You might have seen it before. Maybe you walked into the shop and Kelly and the Snitch were huddled in the corner holding each other while I lambasted them over some stupid mistake they made. It doesn’t matter how many times they disappoint me. I don’t like it when this happens. I don’t like what I’m about to say and I don’t like what I’m gonna do. PARKING LOT ROCK™!!!!!!!
Oh Man! Is it that time already?! The clouds are breaking and the sun is shining down on our beautiful city of roses. The banks of Lake Centaur have dried up for the summer drought and we here at Centaur turn our thoughts to THE GREAT 4th of JULY CHARLESTON CONTEST!!! OK… I know, it’s just me that gets all jazzed about that. But seriously, it’s time to buckle up, put on your rock and rolling hat and get ready for the new improved Parking Lot Rock™. CENTAUR WILL BE CLOSED SUNDAY JUNE 13TH!
For those of you who haven’t been listening to J piss and moan for the past 10 weeks we have a very special announcement to make! Jason’s gonna graduate from college! That’s right folks. Little Big J is lining up to be the third of his mother’s three children to gradjamate from big boy school! In honor of this very special event we’re gonna close this dump down on Sunday the 13th of June. Don’t worry, it’s just for the day. Welcome. To the FUTURE!!!!
That’s right folks. We here at Centaur used to be down with the future, dig? So much so that we embraced it right up through the 1970’s… Maybe even a little way into the 1980’s. We’ve got electric guitars. We enjoy the punk rock and the funk rock and it’s recently come to light that ol’ Sweet Pete even likes the Hall & Oates. (editors note: Really Pete? Really? Hall & Oates? WTF?) Anyways, Click here for the full story… Electro~Harmonix’s Memory Boy Grows Up!!
Look man. You owe it to yourself to try this thing. The Deluxe Memory Boy practically plays itself. It’s a charming little pedal. Really. Plus if you don’t at least try it I’m gonna tell Mike Matthews and he’ll beat you up. You know I don’t like to threaten you like that but I’m not kidding. He’s a bad mother – (Shut your mouth!) |
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