Electro~Harmonix’s Memory Boy Grows Up!!

Ooohhh… Look how cute! The little Memory Boy’s all growed up.

Electro~Harmonix just released the Deluxe Memory Boy! Yeah, that’s right! It’s like the little one but with more stuff! More stuff like tap tempo. More stuff like effects loop! More stuff like organic tones and dexterity!

It’s like Mike Matthews (Electro~Harmonix Founder and Über Lord) just looks at other effects makers and says: “You totally suck.”   And then the other guys are like: “No we don’t. We make delays too. Why don’t you leave us alone?”   And then Mike Matthews really lays into them and says: “Oh, yeah… you got like, what – two delay pedals? That’s cool ’cause we used to have four but we just made a new one… Bitch!”   And then the other effects makers whimper and say: “Yeah, well ours is totally affordable!”   And then Mike Matthews totally spits in there face and is like: “Maybe you didn’t know the Memory Toy is under a hundred bucks?! Yeah! I bet you didn’t ’cause you don’t know $?!%”

 
I’ve met the man. I’m sure that’s how the conversation would be. But really, how many more of these things are they gonna make? Think about it. It’s like a family tree of analog delay with the Memory Toy, Memory Boy, Deluxe Memory Boy and Deluxe Memory Man. And then there’s the crazy cousin of the digital world the Stereo Memory Man with Hazarai!
 
Look man. You owe it to yourself to try this thing. The Deluxe Memory Boy practically plays itself. It’s a charming little pedal. Really. Plus if you don’t at least try it I’m gonna tell Mike Matthews and he’ll beat you up. You know I don’t like to threaten you like that but I’m not kidding. He’s a bad mother – (Shut your mouth!)