Days Four, Five, and Six of the Centaur Guitar Holiday Guide to Giving
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We were just sitting around this morning reminiscing about last years holiday good times… You remember, right?
This time last year we were all sitting around passing the eggnog bottle when all of a sudden we were caught smack dab in the middle of
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Man those were good times! Remember how the Snitch’s car got stuck and he had to walk home in the snow! Oh that was something! I remember trying to spray him with snow as we drove by in the van! We thought sure he was gonna be left to freeze trucking down Sandy Blvd. on Christmas Eve without a coat. Lucky for him there’s a liquor store on his way home. It was only by the grace of sweet and forgiving Ullr that he was able to make it! Who is Ullr, you ask? He is god of snow. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is also the namesake of our favorite peppermint schnapps available at the Hollywood Liquor store! Snitch is strong. Real strong. Sometimes we’re glad for that but right now we’re not looking forward to the upcoming feats of strength events for the Festivus. |
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Never mind that though. It’s time for the next series of Holiday gift ideas. I know I’ve dropped the ball on this one, alright… I’ve got a lot on my plate here. Here’s a suggestion for you. How about a gift certificate. A gift certificate to Centaur Guitar! That’s right. You know better than anyone how picky those damn deadbeat friends and guitar playing relatives can be! Why not give them the gift of choice! How refreshing is that? We are absolutely certain that your deadbeat friend/guitar playing relative will be so thrilled their faces will glow for days as they think of how they could apply that twenty, fifty, or five-hundred dollar gift certificate towards the Moog Guitar! Oh yeah, before I forget, I’ve been taking a lot of photos lately and I think maybe I’ve finally figured out which one we’re gonna use for this years card! |
