Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what if I’m three weeks late. Let’s see you do better. No. Really. I’m sick and tired of… OK, never mind. I’m sorry I snapped at you. It’s been rough around here lately. Kelly’s been grumpier than usual and the Snitch hurt his back and is all hopped up on the pills and such. I’m really the only guy keeping it together around here these days.
Look, look, I know we’re a day or two late here… I’ve just been so busy. You have no idea the responsibilities of a socialite like me. I mean seriously, Steve, seriously, I had urgent appointments with so many celebrities and spokespersons and whatnot.
I know I’ve kind of dropped the ball lately and haven’t been keeping up with my interweb duties but I’m gonna try to make it up to you by taking you on a firsthand trip through the 2010 NAMM Music Industry Trade Show. And you know what that means, right?